High five my tongue with your tongue
don’t even lie to me we all have that one crush we never actually got over because we had to accept it would never happen
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it
The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.