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I was just a guy who ran away from home at 16 because my parents were getting a divorce and the judge was making me choose which parent to live with. I didn’t want to make that choice. I ended up in New York City.

Frank Abagnale (via kushandwizdom)

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Teke-Teke

Teke-Teke is the legend of a woman who comitted suicide by jumping onto the subway tracks and was cut in half. Her top-half became a ghost that crawls around cutting people in half with a scythe. Any of her victims are doomed to become Teke-Teke themselves, which means that…


the-wet-confessions:

the longer i go without sex the more everything turns me on


bussykiller:

wishingonadandylion:

"Because that’s where she lives."

I lost it.

ANGRY PIPER IS MY FAVORITE


cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary


zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image


thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world


A tongue has no bones but it can break a heart.

Ed Sheeran (via faireyre)

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt


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